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August 14, 2009

Raat Ke Barah Baje, Brisbane Mein Kaminey Baje !!


Living in a multicultural society like Australia has got its own WOW moments. It is annoying and irritating at times, it is funny and happy at times, it is learning and unlearning at times, but overall it is exciting,yet confusing most of the times. Here are a few quirky(and random!) moments in my life going at this point of time which i am thinking/observing, with the song 'Dhan-e- taannn' from the movie Kaminey playing on my laptop in a recursive manner.....

1) Life generally gives you a lot of options in life. But more options gives you confusion in the mind. I was perplexed what should i do first : write a mushy poem or write another random ranting post. Finally writing this, but i am sure life can't get more moody than this...

2) When you are in school,you want to go to college soon. When you are in college, you want to start working soon. When you start working, you wanted to study again in college. When you start studying again at college, you want to go back to work again. And i am sure when you start working again, you want to look for other new things. Its never static, so is life and its indecent proposals.I am sure life can't get more horrendous Quarter life crisis than this......


3)
The Brisbane weather and My Canadian female flatmate (not room-mate!), both are getting hotter day by day. The rising temperature in the city has become directly proportional to the number of clothes on her body, and I am left drawing a demand-supply curve for her accessories remaining on the body. I am sure Life can't get more horny than this....

4) When i thought love was all about flaunting it, it gave me true affection in return. When i thought love was all about feeling from the bottom of the heart, it gave me heartache in return. When i thought love was all about caring for the person, it gave me loose threads to savor in return. And when i thought love was all about commitment for a person, it gave me selfishness in return. I am sure life can't get more hopelessly romantic than this...

5) After drinking two cans of coke, i am planning to eat something. So, should i make scrambled egg - which will make it same as my breakfast menu or should i warm up Daal chawaal in microwave - which will make it same as my lunch menu. Life can't get more foody than this.....

6)
My Indian male friend after drinking three glasses of vodka and three bottles of beer is asking the German female flatmate, aka Priyanka Chopra in Kaminey," To kya rape kiya maine tumhara?". Obviously the German girl doesn't understand Hindi except the word rape, hence in confusion, and with the translation help of the another Indian male friend, it has been construed as something "Can i please rape you tonight?" , and now the first Indian male friend is reminded about the fornication activities of his mother and sister by the German girl. We are laughing our guts out, but i am sure life can't get more filmy than this.......

7) So far away from India where you can't really feel the buzzz of any festival, to everyone, belated Janmasthami, Happy Independence day, go and watch Kaminey and finally let me prepare for the final exam of 'Economics in Business' to be taken on Monday. Life can't get more bitchy than this....

PS: If you find this post extremely frivolous, irritating and a waste of time. You are absolutely correct, it was meant to be exactly that. I needed some phokut-giri among a busy hectic schedule of submissions, assignments and presentations. I am sure, my life can't get more random than this.....

54 comments:

rh3a said...

haha.. such a kamina post! sab bhadaas nikal gayi! :D

btw, seen kaminey? gimme reviews plz. & good luck with exams! :)

http://whysoserioustoday.blogspot.com said...

haha lols:P
loved it esp 3 and 6 points ;) .. u r cool ...
good luck for exams :)
and happy Indi day :)
Cheers !!!

Pooja Mahimkar said...

haha, good one
and happy independence day! and good luck for your exams :)

sujata said...

point 4 brought to mind the song humne to jab kaliyaan mangi kaaton ka haar mila...jaane woh kaise.. great point fully agree! post on the after effect of the can I please rape you tonight?on the german girl!

NEHA said...

so when r u planning 2 watch kaminey?...
big diffrence flatmate n roommate...lol
phokut-giri at its best..
good luck with exams...

Netika Lumb said...

haha.. Mast post!!
Plan to fee this movie foon.

And "Can I rape you tonight?" ..OMG!! I wish I could see the girl's reaction..
LOL!

bondgal_rulz said...

OMG!!! I SOO agree with point 2!! I had written a whole post about it I think, don't think it made to the blog though.

Lol @ 6. :D :D

And Canadian female flatmate!! Ahem, ahem. :P :P :D :D

Best of luck for the exam geek. :P

Cheers

nsiyer said...

Buddy, you write well and are never boring. Phokut giri is okay as long as it is interesting.
I liked the way you wrote about 'The rising temperature in the city has become directly proportional to the number of clothes on her body, and I am left drawing a demand-supply curve for her accessories remaining on the body. I am sure Life can't get more horny than this....

Sakshi said...

Lolz after that angry young man post you made me laugh...wah wah kya kaminey hopeless romantic tum nikhle. All the best for your exam on monday and please don't drink two cans of coke before taking that paper!

Rane (The Orchid with All Shades Pink) said...

i have never enjoyed a post more than this.. hhaahahaha

Aman said...

hahaa @ 3..too much studying of economics..i guess thats how u study the graphs eh? :P

Shruti said...

nice!! LoL..
and oooh... Canadian flat mate huh.. my bro has a Korean flat mate :D :D :D

all the best for ur test buddy!! (:

Harini said...

LOl! Good Luck for your exams :)...

Hot Flatmate huh ;).. that must be doing a world of good to your concentration :P

Kaddu said...

Loved the 'randomness'!
But some confusion in point 3: u say 'directly proportional', but don't the clothes actually decrease when the temperature increase? :-/

How about Daal-chawal and ande ki bhurji to go along with it? That way both the bfast menu as well as the lunch menu will be happy! :D

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Rhea

lol, yup it is a Kamina post, but then that was the sole purpose of writing it. Thanks for the wishes!

Kaminey is awesome, a must watch !

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Sugi

lol, thanks for the wishes and the compliment. Happy I-day to u too !

Love,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Pooja

Glad to see you in the comment section, this is your first comment on this blog! Thanks for the wishes and Happy I-day to u too, a belated one!

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Sujata Di,

Awww, that's my favourite song, i love Guru dutt movies (as you may have guessed by the 50's and 60's post earlier on the blog. I love the lyrics and GD's poise in that song!

Well, After effects of that comment have too adult content to post it here, but it was hilarious for sure!

Regards,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Neha

I have watched it, and the movie is awesome! thanks for the wishes, and Phokut giri to mum walo se seekhi hain humne ;)

Love,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Netika

Ya fure, a mfst watch, the movie is Awfome :D

Well, she was fuming, had she not been a bit drunk, she would have fucked the Indian friend for sure, with her words, not otherwise :D

Love,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Isha

You should post that writeup, like to read it !

Flatmate, not roommate, my bad luck :D

Oye, i am not a geek. I do all the phokut giri as it is evident from this post :D

Love,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Iyer sir

Aww, thank you so much for that compliment, i am glad i can make you smile through this phokut post as well !

Regards,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Sakshi

good, now you can see the full range of the Hopeless Romantic :D

how about 2 beers before the exam, that would be better than 2 cans of coke, i am sure :D

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Kajal

lol, that was like a BIG BIG compliment. I am sure i can write better than this, what will be your compliment then :D

Loads of Love,
Amit :D

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Aman

Lol, i believe in applying the theoretical concepts in practical life as well, you learn faster that way, isn't it :D

I can surely see the curves and the deflections :D

Thanks,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Shruti

lol, cool, see that makes Australia a truly diverse country. You get all sort of people here :D

Thanks for the wishes.

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Harini

sigh, only me and my body knows how i am able to concentrate on studies under this 'hot' shower of nakedness :D

Thanks for dropping by!
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Kaddu

Read carefully, i said rising temperature is directly proportional and NOT just temperature. So, the analogy was correct.

Well, we can mix it fore sure for dinner, but then i was seeing the ironical and philosophical side to it :D

Thanks,
Amit

Nikita said...

lol @ 6. such a moment it must've been :D

muthu said...

Random indeed.. :)

& gud luk with your Canadian flatmate...

BrownPhantom said...

Reviews are quite good for Kaminey..Piggy HCops ke liye to anyways dekhna hee thi wo movie..
Australis me rahte huye canada ke damad ban-ne ke irade thik nahi hain :)..
Mast post :)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Nikita

lol, it was indeed a funny moment! :-)

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Muthu

Thanks dude, i really need those wishes to save myself from hot images and to study !

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Prashant

yup, its an awefome movie :D Watch PC in the drunken scene, telling Fahid about her childhood crushes, she absolutely rocks :D

Well, that's the diversity of Australia, so i am enjoying it. Mein indian hi ban jaoo, wohin bahut hain :P

Thanks for the compliment!

Hi'5
Amit

~*~ Jal Pari ~*~ said...

lol. Loved points 2,4 and 6. Good luck with your exams :)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Jal Pari

lol, thanks dear for the wishes, glad you liked it !

Cheers,
Amit

Deepika Gupta said...

he he he... it was funny ref. point 3 and 6

It was thoughtful and true ref point no 2... it always always happens..

Overall a good one... good sense of humor...

varsha said...

hey,great post!
the whole 'rape' thing was hilarious!!
kaminey has become a must watch i guess..
have fun with ur canadian 'flat-mate'...cheers!

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Deepika

thanks for the compliment! As far as point 2 is concerned, well that's why i say life is a bitch :D

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Varsha

Hey, welcome to the blog space, this is your first comment here. Go and watch Kaminey! Glad you liked the post :-)

I need luck to handle all the unwanted nudity around me :D

Thanks,
Amit

B said...

Ha ha!Really funny post.. Loved the phokut-giri. Was laughing non-stop throughout :D Quarter-life crisis can get really sad sometimes.

Ur canadian flatmate sure needs a lot of luck for herself now :P Good luck with ur exam!

Cheers,
Anu

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Anu

lol, glad you liked it. Your first time here i guess, welcome!

Ya, i am going through a quarter life crisis i guess :D

I need more luck than her, after all i am the one getting my concentration fucked up :D

Thanks for the wishes. Do visit again!

Cya around,
Amit

I am Alive said...

Beautiful post...
A blog cann't get more Randomly Structured than this :) !
I loved the skill of linking all your random thoughts with One idea... and this is what i call Creativity !
Keep up the good work Man !

AD said...

First time here. Great humor, great post! I like your when-life-throws-you-lemons-make-lemonade attitude.

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ I am alive

I guess blog is pretty well structured, it was the post which was real random :D

Glad you liked it and saw the 'creativity' in it, finally someone saw the diamond in the coal mine :D

Keep coming back, thanks for following me!

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ AD / Ashwini

Hey, welcome to the blog space, thanks for following me, i mean my blog :D

When life throws lemons at you, you should NOT make lemonades, you should take some salt and gulp it down with a tequila shot !!

Would love to see you again here, thanks for appreciating!

Cheers,
Amit

Americanising Desi said...

is phokut girl another way of putting TOTA?

Hopeless Romantic said...

@AD

No, its not. Phokut giri is a mumbai-kar word which means passing time without any reason with an intention to be amusing. While TOTA is sort of a word directed towards female sex, one with big assets. And its phokut giri not phokut girl :D

Hope i have answered your query successfully, lol !

Cheers,
Amit

shruti said...

yes!iam in love with not just this happy post but the blog and its name!:)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Shruti

lol, from where that came from. But i am touched and glad you liked it :) Hope to see you here again soon!

Cheers,
Amit

Satans Darling™ said...

Ab toh bas yehi baaki hai.. Raat ke dhai baje koi shehnai bajegi :P Haha... Sorry I am in the after effect of being in company of someone who has just watched Quick Gun Murugun :|

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ Ashrita

lol, you naughty girl :P, i have also heard some weird dialogues of that movie, i am still surprised people are ACTUALLY going to watch that movie!

Cheers,
Amit

Stupidosaur said...

3,6 ki wajah se flatmates sey 36 ka aankda na ho jaye. Or is it gonna be opposite ;)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Stupidosaur

Well, the girls have their bf's. So should not be a problem. And it was all in fun.

Cheers,
Amit