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September 15, 2009

Love, Quotes & A Tag !


Alright, in this tag you have to answer the question in just one sentence, preferably using a famous quote or a punchline. So here we go....


1) If your male friend is getting married, what is the best advice you will give it to him?
A: Just learn the four most important words in any marriage - " I'll do the dishes!"

2) How can you make sure a man is happy with a woman (and vice versa) in any relationship?
A: To make a man happy, you must understand him and love him a little. To make a women happy, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

3) How can you make sure your wife always stay at home with you?
A: When I got married, i simply told my wife - "I will always be with you, if you leave this home, i would follow you." She never left me.

4) Which is the best thing money can buy in love?
A: The most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing money can buy in love is SEX :D

5) What is the inter-relationship of love and sex in life?
A: Love is the final answer, but while you are waiting for the answer to reach you; Sex raises some pretty good questions.

6) Why love is treated entirely a matter of chemistry?
A: What else will you regard love as when you get treated by your wife/gf as toxic waste.

7) Do you believe in the concept of true love?
A: True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

8) Which is easier to be - a husband or a lover?
A: It is easier to be a lover. Reason, it is more difficult to be witty everyday than to say pretty things from time to time.

9) When do you think you can say you are in Love?
A: You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after they are sweaty and messy :P

10) Why the Hopeless romantic is so cynical and satirical at times on his blog?
A: Remember, behind every cynic there lies a romantic, and most probably an injured one.

PS: Ok, i made up the last one! But, Anyways I am not sure how this tag came along in my draft posts, but indeed google helped in coming up with the best answers to each of the question. Please feel free to take this tag, if you like it. And if you don't, then leave a comment :D

36 comments:

vAnDaNa sLaThIa said...

quite funny

awesome blog

u got one more follower ;)

Manju said...

i like that philosophy on marriage and dishes haha!
and blehhh bought sex is just sex, not love

numerounity said...

This is cool one i came across...read the other one with poem and songs...cool:)

VISHNU said...

nice..its radioactive toxic waste..

~*~ Jal Pari ~*~ said...

Yeap learn to do the dishes and all will be well :P

Loved all the answers!

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Vandana

hey, welcome to my blog. thanks for following. glad u liked the post and the blog!

Keep coming,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Manju

lol, well i read it somewhere, when men pay to get sex, they are actually looking for true love somewhere back home :D

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Numerounity

well, glad you liked both posts. keep coming back,would love to see you here again.

Cya around,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Vishnu

lol, pretty true mate!

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Jal Pari

its just a quote, don't be too sure of that :D

Glad you liked!

Thanks,
Amit

NEHA said...

nice tag

hilarious answers :P

9 lol

:)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ Neha

lol too D:

Cheers,
Amit

Netika Lumb said...

8) Which is easier to be - a husband or a lover?
A: It is easier to be a lover. Reason, it is more difficult to be witty everyday than to say pretty things from time to time.

THIS ONE'S THE BEST!!!!
AWESOME!

How do we know said...

sahi hai!! if this is how romantics think.. god save the unromantics!!

Manju said...

LOL, as long as they don't end up with some STD as extra in the deal! but hey, actually now that i think abt it, it reminds me of Pretty Woman, the one with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere.Guess it was true in that case ^^

BJD is awesome xD

Shayari said...

Nice blog there! Keep writing:)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Netika

lol, good you liked atleast one :D

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@HDWK

was that a compliment or a comment :D

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Manju

Use protection na,lol :D

lol, well yes it was, a nice movie :D

Thanks,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Shayari

hey, glad you liked the blog. would love to see you again!

Keep coming,
Amit

ANWESA said...

haha..funny tag...

bondgal_rulz said...

#2 - Completely agree :D

Lol @ 5 :D :P

#6 - Interesting take.

#7 - And I was told to get MY ears checked cos I don't hear 'em. Hmmppphhh

Awwww @ 9. :) :)

#10 - *Sigh*

Nice tag! Loved reading it. :)

Cheers

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Anwesa

lol, thanks!

Cheers,
Amit

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ Isha

Interesting observations and comments :)

Glad you liked it!

Thanks,
Amit

Vyshu said...

LOL>.! Funny ..:) I loved your answers..:)

8th Ans is quite intriguing..:D

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Vyshu

lol, glad you found it funny!

Well, 8 ans unfortunately is a truth of life.

Cheers,
Amit

Harshita said...

Read it at Niddzzi's space... :) it is quiet an interesting tag... ofcourse ur answers made it spicier :)

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Harshita

hey, welcome to my space, good to see you here, off course, thanks to nidhi :)

glad you liked the tag, keep coming back for more!

Cheers,
Amir

Chriz said...

this was humorous and thought provoking.. answers were spot on.

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Chriz

Good to see you here after a long time, glad you liked it but this is nothing to what you write on your blog, i am generally in splits all the time i read it !

Cheers,
Amit

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

You are very much ready for marriage... at least this tag tells me the same ...

one of the bold tags...or should i say bold answers..

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Mahesh

Oh really, a few googled quotes tell you i am ready for marriage, wow!

Cheers,
Amit

sujata said...

that was a different tag, loved the answers..

Hopeless Romantic said...

@Sujata Di

Thanks, i made up this tag myself :D

Cheers,
Amit

divyadugar said...

It is because of posts like this that one is left with no questions to ask you. If I think of any question, the answer is invariably there on the blog. So, your simple answer would be: go and read it on my blog!

You should let people have some conversation starters nah! ;)

An ardent fan signing off again,

Divya.

Hopeless Romantic said...

@ Divya

I never said that you have to go to the blog to read me. But if there is something on the blog in a better form, it would help save time and energy to read it here. And come on, don't tell me you can't find more questions to ask a person. I think i am too complex and won't fit it in this one blog :D

Conversations are like prostitutes, they always see the person on the other side and then they get started. May be i am that bad to have a conversation or may be you are too good to have me! Kidding, i just made it up randomly :D

Cheers,
Amit