September 15, 2009
Love, Quotes & A Tag !
Alright, in this tag you have to answer the question in just one sentence, preferably using a famous quote or a punchline. So here we go....
1) If your male friend is getting married, what is the best advice you will give it to him?
A: Just learn the four most important words in any marriage - " I'll do the dishes!"
2) How can you make sure a man is happy with a woman (and vice versa) in any relationship?
A: To make a man happy, you must understand him and love him a little. To make a women happy, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
3) How can you make sure your wife always stay at home with you?
A: When I got married, i simply told my wife - "I will always be with you, if you leave this home, i would follow you." She never left me.
4) Which is the best thing money can buy in love?
A: The most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing money can buy in love is SEX :D
5) What is the inter-relationship of love and sex in life?
A: Love is the final answer, but while you are waiting for the answer to reach you; Sex raises some pretty good questions.
6) Why love is treated entirely a matter of chemistry?
A: What else will you regard love as when you get treated by your wife/gf as toxic waste.
7) Do you believe in the concept of true love?
A: True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
8) Which is easier to be - a husband or a lover?
A: It is easier to be a lover. Reason, it is more difficult to be witty everyday than to say pretty things from time to time.
9) When do you think you can say you are in Love?
A: You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after they are sweaty and messy :P
10) Why the Hopeless romantic is so cynical and satirical at times on his blog?
A: Remember, behind every cynic there lies a romantic, and most probably an injured one.
PS: Ok, i made up the last one! But, Anyways I am not sure how this tag came along in my draft posts, but indeed google helped in coming up with the best answers to each of the question. Please feel free to take this tag, if you like it. And if you don't, then leave a comment :D