@ a random corner of a random mall in a random city...
She: you like this?
He: Yes.
She: you really like this?
He: Yes, i really do.
She: (looking carefully) But, i don't like it that much.
He: OK, as you say.
She: At least, give some opinion.
He: I did.
She: you just said, "Yes"
He: (surprised) Is that not an opinion?
She: You can say a little more.
He: OK, i will from now on.
3 minutes later, in the soft toys section of the shop..
She: Look at this, it's so cute
He: Yes, it is.
She: really?
He: (irritated) yes, really!
She: You don't have to sleep with this, stop dreaming.
He: Did i say anything?
She: you are looking at it like a pervert.
He: Beware, i can actually be one too!
She: you talk so much nonsense, speak less
She: you talk so much nonsense, speak less
He: Just now, you were asking me to speak more and now this.
She: Then talk with some sense.
He: you mean i talk sense less
She: No, i mean...
He: ok, you mean i shouldn't talk..
She: No, i mean...
He: No, exactly what you mean?
She: chuck it, let's go.
2 minutes later, in the soft drinks section...
She: (deliberately changing topic)You know what, i dreamt about you last night.
He: (surprised) Really!
She: ya, why - can't i?
He: No, i was just wondering did i fuck you well or not ?
She: yuck, are all men assholes?
He: Great to know your taste, you have picked the best.
She: ya, right.
She: ya, why - can't i?
He: No, i was just wondering did i fuck you well or not ?
She: yuck, are all men assholes?
He: Great to know your taste, you have picked the best.
She: ya, right.
He: Fuck you.
She: my place or yours?
He: (smiling) Thank you, but not interested.
1 minute later, on the billing counter...
She: I am so tired.
He: Really, you just shopped one item.
She: Ya, but it is so tough to shop with you.
He: OK, and why is that?
She: Because i love making you speak.
He: And then crib about me speaking.
She: cribbing is my birth right.
He: ya, right.
She: I am always right.
He: Good for you.
She: Love you !
He: love you too !
PS: I take immense pleasure in the fact that i have improved my eavesdropping skills tremendously from last time. My vacations for 2 weeks are about to end and sometimes, too much time on your hand can make you add spices to such conversations. Have fun, stay safe!
26 comments:
Looks like this your personal conversation :)
Eavesdropper:)
@Ekta
Not really, my conversations are much more cheesy to put on a public platform. I better listen other people and enjoy.
Cheers,
Amit
Dropped by to send you some love...This sounds like something my boyfriend and I might talk about soon. There are just days when conversations are senseless.
Happens all the time! Guys are ACTUALLY difficult at times! :|
Hehe...Amit...are u sure this was JUST eavesdropping?
Hmmm....okay...like always, I take your word for it:-)
Damn cute you can be when you want to be..like here with these little snippets of fun dipped mush:-)
And that line “fuck you...my place or yours”
Such an old one...yet like they say...old is gold...it never ceases to amuse...
Maybe this is also how your future would look like...bas, we just have to find a pretty young “she” , haven’t we?:-)
lol :D
No comments :P
People have such conversations... stupidity at its best.. are all people in love so stupid ...?
lol! that was fun 2 read ... its the sme story everywhere !!
Wow. Loved it. :)
Next time I should be careful when conversing at malls. ;)
Kisses.
@The Demigoddess
Sigh!! I used to read you a lot before taking a break last October. I am not sure if I ever commented, so was kind of a silent admirer. Glad to see you here, senseless conversations for others are always full of sense for lovers.
Thanks for dropping by,
Amit
@Shruti
Humans are difficult to handle irrespective of sex.
Cheers,
Amit
@Suruchi Di
Di, it was a combination of eavesdropping and my writing skills. I always put in “my kind of” masala into it. Old lines or new lines, it is the effect within the conversation which makes an impact.
Pretty “she” is far away from my dreams; there are many more important things before that. She has to wait.
Love,
Amit
@Smita
It's alright. I generally leave people speechless. *pats on the back*
Love,
Amit
@Sameera
We will talk when you have these talks with your man! :)
Cheers,
Amit
@Vicious
I prefer it this way everywhere than couples not talking and building resent within them. It's better for sure.
Thanks for the comment,
Amit
@LSL
Just make sure i am not around the corner when you are doing such conversations, otherwise i will dedicate the next post to you.
Kisses,
amit
Interesting conversation! :P
such a fun read it was!
I have met guys like this. So difficult,yes.
Nice work! ;)
good one.Loved reading it:-)
@Ria
Ya, but an honest conversation :)
Cheers,
Amit
@Aparna
Thanks a lot :)
love,
Amit
@The UCM
I though the girl was acting difficult here, trying to shove down the man'e throat what she wanted him to say ;-)
Enjoy,
Amit
@Manisha
Glad, you liked it.
Cheers,
Amit
hahhaha :D :D
sigh...don't i just love u for all the write ups...no matter how sucked up my mood is...ur posts just make me laugh...i am glad u eavesdrop :P :P
@Shweta
Thanks, glad i make you laugh and smile, that's what life and love in it is all about....I will keep eavesdropping, don't worry!
Cheers,
Amit
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