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January 18, 2011

Bollywood Best Lines - 1


There are certain one-liners from Hindi films which have stuck with me, even to the extent that at times...i use them in my everyday conversations. Just in a mood to jot down some of my favourite lines, here is the first post in this series.

Shruti Ki feeling nahin hurt kar saktha yaar....Insaan banaya hani ussne mujhe.

- Band Baaja Baraat (2010)

Yeh sahi hain khaalu, tumhara ishq ishq...humhara ishq sex

- Ishqiya (2010)

Unka beta hoon, koi bank ka fix deposit nahin.

-Udaan (2010)

Kharidi to maine IPL ki team bhi nahin hain, par pata hain.

- Do Dooni Char (2010)

Risk to Spider Man ko bhi lena padtha hain

- Rocket Singh - Salesman of the year (2009)

College ke gate ke iss taraf hum life ko nacchaate hain to dusri taraf life humko nachati hain

- Rang De basanti (2006)

Iss Duniya mein sirf do tarah ke log hote hain. Ek jo sunthe hain aur doosre Jo bolthe hain.

- Bunty Aur Babli (2005)

Be positive yaar

- No Entry (2005)

Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, logic hi nahin samjhate

- Tum Bin (2001)

Bhagwaan ke sath tera discusssion ho gaya na, bhai ...buss...finish

- Munna bhai MBBS (2003)

Apne hi paani mein ghul jaana burf ka muqaddar hota hain

- Swades (2004)

Aur agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahin ban sakthi, to mein usse kabhi pyaar kar hi nahin saktha

- Kuch Kuch Hota hain (1998)

Kyunki Yeh Duniya bahut choti hain, aur zindagi bahut lambhi

- Hum tum (2004)

Har pyaar milna to nahin, judai bhi to ek pyaar hain

- Kisna (2005)

Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem mein prem diwani ho jaogi.

- Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Lekin pyaar faisale se nahin kiya jaata, bas ho jata hain

- Dil Chahta hain (2001)

Mujhe Humhare beech ki yeh dooriyan bahut pasand hain. Agar yeh na rahe to mujhe tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile

- Dil se (1998)

Maine usse pyaar karne se pehle yeh shart to nahin rakhi thi ki woh mujhse zyada jeeyegi....Pyaar mein shartein nahin hoti hain, to afsoos bhi nahin hona chaiye

- Mohabbatein (2000)

Pyaar ko Waqt ki nahin.....bus ek lamhe ki zaroraat hoti hain.

- Kyun... ho gaya na (2004)

Mein tumhe bhool jaaon, yeh ho nahin saktha...aur tum mujhe bhool jaaon, yeh mein hone nahi doonga

- Diljale (1996)

Maachis hoti to duniya mein aag nahin laga deta.

- Gunda (1998)

(AB)Tum samajh kyun nahin rahi ho mein tumse pyaar kartha hoon....(AR) aur tum kyun nahin samajh rahe ho ki mein tumse pyaar nahin kar sakthi

- Kuch na Kaho (2003)

Kabhi kabhi bade logon ko yeh ehsaas dilwana padhta hain ki woh kabhi bhi chota ho saktha hain

- Company (2002)

Mere bete aayenge, zameen ki chaahti paadh kar...aasman ka seena cheer kar aayenge

-Karan Arjun (1995)

Jo Ladki apne baap ko thag sakthi hain, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi.

- Omkara (2006)

Jis kavi ki kalpana mein zindagi ho prem geet, uss kavi ko aaj tum nakaar do... Bheegeti nasson mein aaj, phoolthi ragoon mein aaj... aag ki lipat ka tum baayan do..
- Gulaal (2009)

Aam aadmi se yahin umeed ki jaati hain, aam aadmi ki tarah jeeyo...aam aadmi ki tarah bardaasth karo aur aam aadmi ki tarah maro.
- A wednesday (2008)


PS: Do you have any of your favourite killer one-liners. Share them around....Have a great week ahead, cheers!


20 comments:

Pooja Mahimkar said...

I lovedd this post. U just turned on the filmy side of me

Sameera said...

Nice post!! Ha ha ha My best one liner is already there- "Mere Karan Arjun Aayengee" :P

Anwesa said...

Nice one ! The Bollywood fan in me khush hua :heeheeheehee:

My fav dialogue in Hindi cinema "Mere paas Maa hai".

eNiGmA said...

wonderfully bollywoodish...specially with entries like "mere karan arjun aayenge" :) quite an entertaining n memory provoking read that was! but, u did miss one of the most famous one-liners.... koi baat nahi "bade bade deshon me aisi choti choti batien hoti rahti hain" :P ( DDLJ 1995)

Satans Darling™ said...

How very bollywood of you :D I love love love the Tum Bin and the Andaaz Apna Apna lines <3

I love the one from Pyaar Toh Hona Hi Tha - "Aisa hi hoon main." lol

I remember having a whole phase the the "Whatever..." thing even before Kabhie Khushi Khabhi Gum released, but it was definitely related to the movie coz people started noticing it more!

My favorite bit from Andaz Apna Apna is "La Coupe France de Hair" bit hahahahaha

Amit Gupta said...

@Pooja

Great, keep reading for more then :)

Amit Gupta said...

@Sameera

How much non-sensical that line may seem, you can't take your eyes off Rakhi when she says those lines with conviction.

Amit Gupta said...

@Anwesa

Cool...I wrote the post in 10 minutes flat and i deliberately didn't go in the 1970's era. I have too many of personal favorites from there.

Amit Gupta said...

@Enigma

How can i forgot that line from DDLJ or for that matter any line from it. I deliberately tried to avoid the cliche'/done to death lines to make the post a little spicy ;-)

Amit Gupta said...

@Ashrita

lol, i know..once we had a conversation solely based on the dialogues of AAA :)

My personal favourite scene in PTHT was when after that Robbery scene, Kajol and Ajay come back to hotel room and they are discussing how stupid Ajay has been while defending her. And then Ajay blurt this line and in response Kajol does such a funny imitation in irritation, it was hilarious to say the least! :)

Suresh Kumar said...

Nice collection... felt the line from karan arjun was the odd man out... there was nothing great in it...
And I liked the line in wanted by salman - ur favorite actor :)... dont know the exact words but it went sumthing like this, "ladki ki peeche jaogi tho paise lekhe bagegi... agar paise ke peeche jaogi... tho ladki tere peeche aayegi" sumthing like that i believe

Amit Gupta said...

@Suresh

I have answered this above also to Sameera why it is a quirky line. And point is not about greatness of lines, it is about how you enjoy it in the context of that scene and how you can use it in everyday conversations, if an opportunity exits.

For that matter, the most hit one-liners in Bollywood films have never made sense to me for e.g: 1) Mere pass maa hain (big deal, everyone has!) 2) Kitne aadmi the (You got to kill them, do it..why counting?) and many more!!

Arghh...Wanted!!! i remember that one but if i am cornered to pick one line from that movie - i will pick the "commitment" line!

Shefali said...

Hey Amit...

I just came across your blog for the first time and reached this post from its second part. Both the posts are really wonderful and these dialogues are masterpieces of bollywood. Loved the lines from Andaz Apna Apna and would like to share a recent dialogue frm Tees Mar Khan( no matter it was a superflop but dialogue is funny). It is - 'Are Spiderman ki maa bhi nahi janti ki uska beta Spiderman hai'....




Shefali

Amit Gupta said...

@Shefali

Thanks for visiting my blog and reading those 2 posts. Glad you liked it. Those few quirky lines were the best bits from TMK. Many more to come, stay tuned.

mani04january said...

Mein tumhe bhool jaaon, yeh ho nahin saktha...aur tum mujhe bhool jaaon, yeh mein hone nahi doonga - I guess this dialogue is from movie 'Dhadkan'

mani04january said...

My fav, from Tum Bin Movie: Jaanta hun aapko sahare ki jarurat nahi...main sirf saath dene aaya hun

Bhushan Walimbe said...

@mani
"Main tumhe bhul jayoon ye ho nahi sakta"
Is definitely from Dhadkan.
My favorite line which helps in day today life also is
"tumhare bade ho jane se main to chhota nahi hota"- Agnisakshi

Bhushan Walimbe said...

@mani
"Main tumhe bhul jayoon ye ho nahi sakta"
Is definitely from Dhadkan.
My favorite line which helps in day today life also is
"tumhare bade ho jane se main to chhota nahi hota"- Agnisakshi

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