Statutory warning: If your feminist quotient lies anywhere between 1-100% , stay away from this.
I was sitting in my car at a nearby supermarket store penning down a quick shopping list. A women in her mid-20s pulls in besides me and slams open her door right into the side of my car. She hit it so hard that BOTH the cars shook. I came out of my car and gave her a deadly look or as deadly as i can get with a puppy face of mine. Instead of saying sorry, the next line which came out of her was - 'I didn't do it, The mark was already there'. Fuck you. Are you kidding me? Are you like fucking kidding me. I saw you do it. I felt you do it. I shook, my car shook, the pen and paper in my hand shook, the coins in my jeans shook. And how the hell you know that there was a mark on my car before when you have never seen my car. Fuck you again.
I understand that it's 2011 and this new wave of feminism has dawn on our society, in both good and bad form. But it has made the personal relationships confusing to me. Nice gestures which i once upon a time thought to be sweet and courteous goes completely unappreciated and somehow perceived as offensive. I would probably fall over dead if a girl actually owned up to her fair share of mistakes and simply said "sorry". So, if you are going to be rude... i am going to be rude too. I don't care anymore. I'm sick of caring. Chivalry is dying because women are killing it, period. If you are going to push the boundaries of relationships with such brute force, that ultimately it is going to hurt you only on rebound. I do believe good karma exists but if it is not coming around back to me, it will probably never happen and in that case, it is better to just leave it out there and dissolve on its own. But why bitch is the new black? why? why? why?
We men used to like everyone, conveniently assuming that people are nice until proven otherwise. But now that i have grown up a little and experience this beautiful world, i know some things never change - which includes Indian women too. I secretly hoped elementary high school will make you go along with women more, but sadly things took even the more horrifying status when you are past college now. Yes, the reasons may have changed for your craziness from school to college, but the bottom line still remains the same, you cannot be friends with another woman and you will not allow us to be friends with men. We are quite used to the fact that you will hate people for no good reason. You will flip out any poor unsuspecting men and accuse him of being libidinous. You will burst with ravenous jealousy of your best friend and still find it absolutely normal that we just have to comply with the same, otherwise we will be accused of flirting with your best friend. I am absolutely thrilled with the fact when i come to know from your boy friend how much you hate me when the fact is that we don't even talk to each other. I am freakishly amused at the fact that whenever there is police involved, the guilty party is already decided just because i don't have a fucking 3 inch deep cleavage. I am nauseatingly feverish at the time when i am expected to handle all the mood swings because there is a chemical process of loosing nutrients is going on in your body and the brain. Why bitch is the new black like you? why? why? why?
Why Indian men should change the way which comes naturally and conveniently to them when Indian women does not want to change the way they look at us. Why it is so difficult for you to accept men as they are. We are labelled as emotions less when we watch porn, however we are also termed as incompetent when we don't perform adequately to your perfect 'Edward Cullen' like love making.With a woman, what you see is temporary and is usually a giant plastic smile coated in thick nasty make-up and later turns into a raging, hormonal beechnut that complains about everything imaginable and spends all your hard-earned money. Learn some fucking manners when someone takes you out, open doors for you, pay the damn bill. We are always accused of being born liars, however its absolute OK when the first thing a women does in order to chase you off the scent is to play dumb and naive, totally ignorant of the fact that someone is genuinely interested in you, totally manipulating to their advantages the fact that someone is supremely caring for you. We absolute love when you chose the opportune moment of throwing a 'guilt" ridden excuse, as we are naked and horny and absolute incapable of any rational explanation. Why bitch is the new black like you? why? why? why?
PS: Yes, i know there are a lot of douche bag guys out there too who are just as rude and who lack as many manners. Unfortunately, common courtesy has become uncommon these days. In fact, it has nearly become non-existent. But bitch is the new black in 2011. Yes... all the way, your way, my way, highway.