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April 13, 2011

Bollywood Best Lines - 4


Mein sab kuch bedroom mein hi kartha hoon ...I am a very lonely men, you see.

(A sexually repressed Rajesh Khanna, Red Rose,1980)

Woh mujhe 'customise' nahin kartha, jaisi hoon waise rehne deta hain...meri saari badtmeezon ke sath.

(A hysterical Kangna Ranaut, Tanu weds Manu, 2011)

Children are never useless. It is just that they are used less.

- Faltu (2011)

(Dara Singh in Prison) Sahab, paani pila do? (A tyrannical jailor) kyun, kal hi to pilaya tha!

-Mard (1985)

Jo bhi karna apne Dil se karna....kyunki dil left mein hota hain lekin hamesha right hota hain

-Knock Out (2010)

Women are sex objects before marriage and after marriage. They always object to sex.

-Kambaqht Ishq (2009)

Neeche popat khada hain aur tu idhar udhar dekh raha hain....

-Kya Kool hain hum (2005)

Tujhse badi item koi hain nahin India mein, pata hain na tujhe.

- Jab we met (2007)

Tumhara naam kya hain, basanti?

- Sholay (1975)

Woh aakar gire hum par bijli ki khambe ke tarah....khuda ki kasam, current ka bhi mazaa aa gaya

- Dil (1992)

Waise bhi cake khaane ke liye hum kahin bhi jaa sakthe hain!

- Dil chahta hain (2001)

Apun ka to bad luck hi kharaab hain..

- Rangeela (1995)

Aap bhi kamaal karthi hain maaji, ek pal mein beta kahan aur doosre hi pal paraya kar diya

- Dilwale Dulhania Le jaayenge (1995)

Suno Suno Duniya ke Logo, Sabse bada hain Mr. GOGO....crime master GOGO

- Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Sanjay Dutt bashing up goons, exhausted, soaked in blood when Lara Dutta interrupts - "Yeh masla kya hum baat-cheet se solve nahin kar sakthe hain kya!!

- Blue (2009)

Chela jaate jaate guru ko sikha gaya...

- Anand (1972)

Yeh bacchoon ke khelne ki cheez nahin hain, haath kat jaaye to khoon nikal aata hain

- Waqt (1965)

Oye, don't worry. Khurana sahab loves you yaar....

- Khosla ka Ghosla (2006)

Mera naam hain raaj patil rajaa.....aur kya hain na ki raaja ko prajaa kabhi dhokha nahin de sakthi.

- Kya yahin pyaar hain (2002)

(Dippy Sagoo) Mein Viren ko 5 saal se jaanthi hoon.... (Sridevi) Aur mein unhe tab se jaanthi hoon jab mein 5 saal ki thi

- (Lamhe, 1991)

"Tu sad-sad kyon hai, happy-sad kyon nahi?
Hum sad kyun hote hain? Kyonki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy!
Mann kab heavy, heavy hota hai? Jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai!
Mann ko kaun itna hurt kar sakta hai? Jo mann ke very very close hota hai!
Mann ke very very close kon hota hai? Jiske sang mann very very happy feel karta hai!
Happy tha, isliye sad hai na, So be happy-sad not sad-sad!"

(Swini Khara to Amitabh Bachhaan, Cheeni Kum, 2007)

Rishtey Kabhi gurantee card ke sath to aate nahi hain, kaun kitne der tak chalega

(Irfaan Khan, Life in a metro, 2007)

Pyar koi race nahi...jisme pehla, dusra, tisra,...Pyar sirf pyar hota hai...sirf pyaar

(Shahid Kapoor, Yeh Dil Maange more, 2004)

Iss party mein sabhi bade logon ko invite karo....aur haan Mr. R.K. Gupta ko zaroor bulana....kyunki woh abhi TAK bade aadmi hain

(AB to Rakhi, talking about Sanjeev Kumar, Trishul, 1975)

Jaane se pehle ek aakhri baar milna zaroori kyun hota hain
(Love aaj Kal, 2009)

4 comments:

Jyoti said...

My fav of these is basanti one..;D

suruchi said...

my god...what an awesome compilation amit...
aap jo bhi karte ho,perfection se karte ho...whether it is cricket details or movies!

super duper like:-)

Vinnie said...

yaar, this was so..purani yaadein refresh karana types!

i simply love the basanti n the rangeela, classic ones really!

but after reading ur posts on bollywood lines..i am having many more..thanks for sharing these:)

oRange* said...

Some hilarious ones you got there! Annnd I never knew that Sholay one existed.

"Tumhara naam kya hain basanti?" - HAHAHA. Are you serious! :D